A Little PMS Joke
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer!
One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE?
Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb.
They donât even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. They would sit in
this house in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it OUT.
And once they figured it out they wouldnât be able to find the light bulbs
despite the fact that theyâve been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past
SEVENTEEN YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the
light bulbs, TWO DAYS LATER the chair that they dragged from two rooms
over to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE
SAME SPOT!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE CRUMPLED
WRAPPER THE STUPID @*!#$% LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!
WHY?!
BECAUSE NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!
ITâS A WONDER WE HAVENâT ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF
GARBAGE THAT ARE 12 FEET DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE
HOUSE. THE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO
CLEAN THIS . . .
Iâm sorry…what did you ask me?
(Author Unknown)
